Bagpipe humour

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 21-Apr-2005 13:39:38

Bagpipes {noun} -I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw aman carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm.Unfortunately the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig.
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Q.How do you get 2 bagpipes to play in perfect unison..
A.shoot 1.
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Q.what's the difference between bagpipes and an onion?
A.no one cries when you chop up an bagpipe
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Q.what's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline
A.You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline..
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Q.Why do bagpipers leave their cases on the dashboard
A.So they can park in disabled zones.
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Q.What do you call a bagpiper with 1/2 a brain.
A.Gifted.
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Q.How is playing the bagpipes like throwing a javelin blindfolded
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention ..

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 25-Apr-2005 20:36:12

Hahahahahahahahahahahah! I love scottish jokes! Keep am comin!

Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 26-Apr-2005 9:56:45

great I will inflict more on you soon och aye!